Here Endeth Ye Lyfe of Mr Bubbles Petfish D.J.

one time i had a dream that my pet fish, bubbles, froze to death.

he was on an expedition to discover the northwest passage and was stuck in the ice floes. he was trying to to establish a trade route to india. 

i had to finish writing his biography for him:

Here Endeth Ye Lyfe & Historie of Mr Bubbles Petfish, D.J.

February 22 1993 - June 21 2015

et erunt pisces multi satis

R.I.P.

suave

one time i had a dream that i was impressed by my own ability on the dance floor.

no one else was.

jar wizard

one time i had a dream that the jar wizard couldn't open his mustard.

he blamed my pet fish, bubbles, and wanted him pickled in a jar.

he wanted the local minister to give a sermon denouncing bubbles too, but the reverend was too busy composing an opera to bother with that. 

i told the jar wizard i liked his tv show. "jar wizard" was a half hour show where he tried to open a jar. sometimes he'd open it and have a snack, other times he'd struggle and not get it open.

you'd never know