out of the blue

one time i had a dream that i got struck by a bolt of lightening. it didn't make me any more wise, it just hurt alot.

my pet fish, bubbles, said it was a good thing that i wasn't standing a puddle or i would have been electrocuted.

glitter

one time i had a dream that everyone was in a good mood, because of the extra daylight, on account of spring. they said that it was like glitter.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that it was merely a photo-chemical reaction as a result of increased vitamin D.

winged man

one time i had a dream that i was following fairweather the bull into flower country.

he told me there was a girl there that he wanted to meet. he wanted me to be his winged man.

hengest

one time i had a dream that it was a pretty decent party, until my friend hengest started telling everybody his problems.

he lost a fortune in butter futures. the butter ended up melting.

nobody wanted to hear that at a party.

people tried to change the subject by complimenting him on his honesty.

glow

one time i had a dream that after the concussion, teeth and toes, i am anything that glows.

my fellow americans!

i would like to wish you a happy saint patrick's day and remind you that boiled cabbage is kind of disgusting unless:

a) you're starving as a result of an unjust economic and political system based on religious discrimintation and enforced through the brutal exercise of power.

b) you're very drunk, or 

c) you put peanut butter or mustard on it.

this year if you don't feel like getting drunk, you can always have some cabbage. i recomend using some caulkin mustards!

caulkin mustards! is now available in peanut butter flavor too!

electric music

one time i had a dream that the greatest learning was imprisoned in song and could only be released through the electric music of the cosmic lute.

wide lapels are back

one time i had a dream that i could see the storm coming because of wide lapels.

my pet fish bubbles said wide ties and loose knots.

developments

one time i had a dream that the developments were causing a great deal of pertubation.

hurry up

one time i had a dream that mercury kept telling me to hurry up.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that this was just because he was retrograde.