a treatise on virtue

one time,  i had a dream that my cousin harold put on his barrister's robes and wrote a treatise on virtue. this was quite amusing, because most of the time that he's been in court he has been the accused. besides, when he came to visit last summer, i think he stole a portion of my silverware collection (on the day he left town). 

my pet fish, bubbles said he must be trying to show off for his fiancée, mathilde. he said the french tend to enjoy intellectual types and profound thinking.

ring around the rosy

Une fois, j'ai rêvé que j'étais transporté à la période médiévale. il m'a fait plaisir surtout de penser aux bons vieux jours.Cependant, il n'était pas aussi grande que je l'avais espéré, parce qu'ils avaient une épidémie de peste bubonique, et ce genre demettre le volet sur les célébrations du jour de mai.

Bubbles, mon animal de compagnie, toujours dansé autour du feu. il est fou comme ça.

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one time i had a dream that i was transported to the medieval period. however, it wasn't as great as i had hoped, because they were having an outbreak of bubonic plague, and that sort of put the damper on the may day celebrations.

bubbles, my pet fish, still danced around the bonfire. he's crazy like that.

il poverello

one time i had a dream that francis arrived- just in the nick of time - to save the day. 

my pet fish, bubbles, claimed that he was named after st. francis's second rule. i told bubbles he was full of bull on a regular basis.

spooky

one time, i had a dream that spooky things happened because of an unlucky date.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that he wasn't afraid of calendar ghosts, so i didn't have to worry.

the elves of time

one time, i had a dream that time expanded into a singular, massive, occurance of non simultaneous events. the elves of joy told me this happens everyday, only slowly.

my pet fish, bubbles, said that the elves are wrong because history is an unfolding dialectic acted out in the material world through the mode of production.

i told bubbles he needs to get out of his bowl more often, and swim in reality.

bubbles said that i was delusional.

the long dressed daughter

one time i had a dream that i got to see the donation of helen, by aphrodite, to paris.  

the unlending library: in which bubbles flips out

one time, i had a dream that all of the libraries in the country had temporarily suspended loaning out their materials because there was an out-break of simian flu.

my pet fish, bubbles, was furious when this happened. he wanted to borrow a book about ankles through inter-library loan, but his request was rejected. he told them that he wasn't even a primate so they didn't have to worry about him infecting the book. they told him that they were worried about the book infecting people, so he couldn't borrow it. then, bubbles shouted a stream of profanities that i can not here reproduce.

i told him to "chill out," but he said that he didn't know what that meant.